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    hi i’m kravitz! my pronouns are they/them or any neopronouns (my faves are ey/em and sun/set/suns/sets/sunself :3). i post jrwi, mcyt, mc & other normal things <3​

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    i have an Extensive tag list so if you want to follow for only one thing and despise another just block the tag and we’re golden. 

    - almost every post with a youtuber in it gets tagged as mcyt, qsmp, hermitcraft, life smp, or jrwi depending on which i think fits best. so charlie slimecicle might get tagged as almost any one of these lmfao. any youtuber will go in the mcyt tag except jerma, who gets his own

    - i like hockey now. it is all tagged hockey

    - every post that’s not abt a piece of media gets tagged #nf (stands for Not Fandom)

    - trigger tags always follow the format #cw [content]

    - always feel free to message or send an ask if you want me to tag anything :3 in exchange, if we are mutuals, i ask you to tag posts with images of cows pleez

    this blog mostly runs on a queue so i don’t spam people’s dashboards but sometimes i get in a silly mood soz <3 i also have a poetry/art/witchy sideblog at @jshound​ pls follow lul

    (also i say faggot sometimes and i block liberally :P feel free to do the same to me)

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  • is anger actually a real emotion. like is it possible to be angry without actually being sad

  • dragon who kisses you with tongue and deletes shinigami eyes from your web browser

  • “shinigami eyes is bad?” well i encourage you to draw your own conclusions of course but

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  • some months ago i killed an ant to gain its power of lifting 500 times its body weight. but it turns out i could do that already (ants don’t weigh that much at all.) i killed her for nothing

  • Shout out to when Pokecord was still a thing and Technoblade had the bot installed to Technocord and he made everyone who played it pull up their pokemon list and if you had any Beldums and didn’t immediately trade them to him you got kicked from the discord. And then if a Beldum ever spawned and you dared claim it before him you also got kicked. It was the funniest shit

  • I dug up some old gems, these were all from around early 2019 so ignore the timestamps in the images lmao. I think Techno had at least 30 beldums at one point, for sure more than 20

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    Someone once also jokingly asked for a beldum and he was like “hmm let me see if i have any spares” pulled up a list of the 20 beldums he had and then said No.

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  • the msg post i reblogged yesterday reminded me of one extremely delicious appetizer that a korean restaurant in toronto sells

    Bad For You. $5.99. Aussie-style battered potato with chicken salt MSG, High sodium, High fatALT
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  • modern medicine has a lot of people forgetting how easy it is to die

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  • my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"

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  • i sure hope that i don't drop my sacred abyssal egg that delicately contains all of the entrapped evil of the previous era, that would be like rilly bad

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    me: catches you in my arms and twirls around with you giggling and laughing!!!

    the sacred egg: completely safe on the desk in its ornate stand

    mostly inevitable meteor: (hurtling towards my study at 320,000 km/h but just barely gets redirected by the subtle gravity of a passing blue moon)

    the decorative egg swindler: (breaking into the neighbors instead because he sees my sister's old car parked in the drive way, they were lovers ten years ago but broke up on good terms)

    airplane of stunning destiny: (runs out of fuel due to a clerical mistake and begins plumetting towards my house, but the grizzled pilot manages to pull a hairpin maneuver that allows the plane to perfectly coast for 3 more minutes before crashing & exploding in a nearby farmstead)

    evil spirits of grand possession: (whispering wickedly) our powers are significantly weakened by the membrane of this egg but after ages of studying this prison, it is becoming evident that therw is a slight imperfection in the binding seal.. we may have just enough power to sway the will of small vermin

    starving mouse of particular tastes: (scurries out of a crack in the wall, eyes lock onto the egg but gets entirely distracted by the scent of a bowl of cherries coming from the next room)

    maid of utmost devotion: (sweeping around the desk with a feather duster and isnt paying full attention because it's watching us play out of the corner of its eyes, yet it doesn't make a mistake at all)

    me: (suddenly hits the egg with a hammer because I'm bored)

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  • picture this: u are high rollin at the craps table, youve had a few drinks, gettin a little crazy, the juice is loose, & just when the excitement is at its peak, u toss those bad boys, both dice start leaking a viscous fluid. thats the rare double slimes babey, & youve just won a million fucking dollars

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